I'm pretty sure he is. If you look at his facial reconstruction surgery, it seems he's probably about 500 years old.
And that's an interesting red scar on his neck, pretty near his carotid artery. Maybe he was thirsty one night.
Not to mention the dark glasses. Does he have a problem with sunlight?
Let's face it: Like all vampires, Elon Musk sucks. And it's time for him to stop sucking us dry and go suck himself. Alone, in his coffin.
(For an interesting story on the origin of vampires, click here.)
See also Trump Is a Russian Agent, The 800-Pound Gorilla in the Oval Office, Hope Hicks Is Sick, As the Tide Goes Out.
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