What Hath Trump Wrought?
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| Pandora and her box. |
I think Donald Trump is only beginning to realize that he has opened Pandora's box. Although I doubt that he has any idea who Pandora was.
Appropriately, for Trump World, Pandora never existed. She was a character who lived in the world of Greek myth. We first meet her in the Works and Days of Hesiod, who seems to have lived around the same time as Homer. Hesiod's brief sketch leaves a lot to the imagination, and for the last several millennia writers have rushed to fill perceived gaps and embroider the work of others.
This is one of the basic Greek myths that describes how humans came to be what they are. It actually starts with Prometheus, the fellow who stole fire from the gods and gave it to humans, thereby giving a kickstart to civilization. Zeus, the principal god, was not happy. I'm going to give you the version by Robert Graves, in his Greek Myths (Illustrated Edition, 1981, p. 49).
"Zeus had Prometheus chained naked to a pillar in the Caucasian mountains, where a greedy vulture tore at his liver all day, and there was no end to the pain, because every night his liver grew whole again."
But Zeus was attacking on several fronts. Prometheus had a brother named Epimetheus. Pro had warned Epi to accept no gifts from Zeus. Zeus had other ideas. "He ordered Hephaestus to make a clay woman, and the Four Winds to breathe life into her, and all the goddesses to adorn her. This woman, Pandora, the most beautiful ever created, Zeus sent as a gift to Epimetheus," who had not yet heard of the vacation that Prometheus was enjoying in the Caucasus, because it hadn't happened yet, so he followed his brother's advice and politely declined the offer. Shortly thereafter, Zeus sent Prometheus to his mountain, and shortly after that Epimetheus heard the story, and shortly after that he and Pandora got married.
It turned out that Zeus had made Pandora "as foolish, mischievous, and idle as she was beautiful. Presently she opened a jar, which Prometheus had warned Epimetheus to keep closed, and in which he had been at pains to imprison all the Spites that might plague mankind: such as Old Age, Labour, Sickness, Insanity, Vice and Passion. Out these flew in a cloud, stung Epimetheus and Pandora and then attacked the race of mortals. Delusive Hope, however, whom Prometheus had also shut up in the jar, discouraged them by her lies from a general suicide."
The sexism here is just as rampant as it is in the Garden of Eden, but hope is apparently a girl, and we do owe the survival of humanity to her. So there's that.
Exactly what was in the box has been the subject of speculation and debate for a long time. I personally lean to something more like the four horsemen of the apocalypse: war, famine, pestilence, and death. (You can get an argument over whether the guy on the white horse is conquest, but I prefer pestilence because we already have war over on the red horse, and infectious disease really does deserve a nod here.)
When it comes to the Pandora story, feel free to make your own list. Everybody else has.
About the box. The indefatigable researchers at Wikipedia seem to have solved a puzzle. Hesiod clearly calls the box a jar, or pithos. These were large jars the Greeks used to store things like wine, oil, and grain. In the sixteenth century, when the famed humanist Erasmus was writing his book of adages (Adagia), he tells the story of Pandora in Latin and translates pithos as pyxis, or box. Tsk, tsk.
Anyway, once all the stuff got out of the jar, it stayed out. In recent years we've nibbled around the edges. We had been using vaccines to tamp down things like measles and polio. until Trump and RFK Jr. came along. And, since World War II, we have, until this writing, been able to avoid World War III, although, frankly, way too many Trumpies are looking forward to the end of the world, and they may just get what they want if Trump keeps bungling things in the middle east.
Dante Gabriel Rossetti painted the picture above in 1871. I found it in Wikimedia Commons.
See also The 800-Pound Gorilla in the Oval Office.












